Caturday is EVERY day!
Here’s Lola, Liz’s cat, just being a lazy piece of fatness - but we wouldn’t want it any other way.
Sometimes,
Lola pretends that she likes to play or be brushed, but she really just
loves laying around the best. She is an extremely strange cat, in that
she doesn’t play with yarn or get in Liz’s way too much while she
crafts. Given, Lola is no spring kitten being 10 years old, but even
when she was a much younger girl, she didn’t get into much trouble. The
most annoying things about Lola include her hungry meow (especially in
the wee hours of the morning), her enjoyment of chewing on plastic bags
and packaging materials, knocking over cups and drinking glasses, and
her weird affinity for laying on and rubbing her face into stinky shoes.
She typically sleeps on the back of the recliner - not the seat, the
back - which is quite a balancing act for this 14-pounder. Lola loves
to look out the window, lay in her bed, and occasionally tear-ass across
Liz’s apartment for no apparent reason at all.
Sam’s
cats Harper and Henry are much less chill than Lola. Just last night
she had to put down her knitting to break up a fight they were having
about who got to sit in a window. There were three open windows. Cats
are dumb.
This
is Harper having been rudely interrupted by Sam while attempting to
neutralize the threat these jeans posed to her family’s health and
safety. Harper will similarly neutralize threats in the form of toilet
paper, blankets, sweatshirts, and paper towel. It involves a lot of
writhing and kicking with her back feet.
Henry prefers to help by laying on things, like this folder with WWII information,
or my knitting patterns.
For
all of their quirks (Henry’s water glass thing, Harper’s shark eyes, or
how both of them like to hide under the kitchen sink until you’re doing
dishes and then come out and scare you, just to name a few), they are
Sam’s tiny babies and she loves them. They even tried to rescue her when
vacuuming the stairs scared up the BIGGEST MOST SCARY BUG IN THE
UNIVERSE and Sam dropped the vacuum and ran.
Erica’s
cats are young, and therefore super stupid. But cute as hell. It’s a
tough life for Sneezy Beezy the Siamese-y and Xena: Warrior Kitten. They love the fish-on-a-string toy, the catnip mice from
Auntie Sam, but most of all they like sleeping. All day. They’re like
stupid little furry naptime best friends.
Like
most cats, 85% of their day is spent napping, while the other 15% is
spent eating, destroying things, and pooping. Despite the copious
amounts of pooping, they have brought much joy into Erica’s life since
she adopted them 10 months ago.
But seriously, life is never bad when you get to come home to this silly little cross-eyed face every day after work:
Happy Caturday everyone!
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